A Biblical Apocalypse

Having attended Roman Catholic schools until college, I have read the Bible many many times. As bizarre as it may sound, my favorite part has always been the apocalypse. The Bible has a lot to say about the end of times. Nearly every book of the Bible contains prophecy regarding the end times. Taking all of these prophecies and organizing them can be difficult. Following is a very brief summary of what the Bible declares will happen in the end times. In this journey, I will take with me Spencer Smith, Jeff Skilling, and Dean Winchester from the show Supernatural.
First Stage
Christ will remove all born-again believers from the earth in an event known as the rapture. At the judgment seat of Christ, these believers will be rewarded for good works and faithful service during their time on earth or will lose rewards, but not eternal life, for lack of service and obedience. At this stage of the Apocalypses I will need my boy Jeff Skilling to convince everybody that all three of us have been lifelong  sinless believers. I think he will have this situation just under control considering how well he lied to the public during Enron’s life.
Second stage
The Antichrist (the beast) will come into power and will sign a covenant with Israel for seven years. This seven-year period of time is known as the “tribulation.” During the tribulation, there will be terrible wars, famines, plagues, and natural disasters. God will be pouring out his wrath against sin, evil, and wickedness. The tribulation will include the appearance of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse, and the seven seal, trumpet, and bowl judgments. At this stage I will, need the help of Dean Winchester. Dean is known for being  a skilled and highly resourceful hunter. He is well-versed in multiple types of firearms and adept with brawling and knife fighting. He has subdued several human assailants with ease and bested physically more powerful creatures such as shapeshifters, vampires and demons. Together with Spencer, I think they will be able to take the 4 horsemen with ease.
Third stage and four stage
According to the Bible, Aat the end of the seven-year tribulation, the Antichrist will launch a final attack on Jerusalem, culminating in the battle of Armageddon. Jesus Christ will return, destroy the Antichrist and his armies, and cast them into the lake of fire. Christ will then bind Satan in the Abyss for 1000 years and He will rule His earthly kingdom for this thousand-year period. After, Satan is supposed to be come back. However, working together with Spencer who I know to be an incredibly out of the box and innovative thinker, I believe we will be able to jail Satan for eternity and avid his come back. Thanks to us, there will be no more sin, sorrow, or death in this world.

You’re welcome.




3 thoughts on “A Biblical Apocalypse

  1. Dan, great post! I too have grown-up in a Roman Catholic family and always that the passages of the apocalypse were bizarre and interesting. I like how your post has a clear unique direction of a detailed plan and incorporates faith.

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  2. Thanks? But, um, wouldn’t Jesus sitting in judgement see THROUGH Skilling silver-tongued lies?

    Are the people left behind after the rapture doomed to misery? or can they persevere until armageddon and then be part of Jesus’ happy-happy playtime rule? If you die post-rapture, can you still get into heaven if you were on balanace a good person?

    Are you so sure you won’t be rapturized?

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